Thursday, January 17, 2019

Luckhawks

I did some things with some numbers, and determined the that the standings would actually be the following if every player's on-ice shooting percentage were equal to the league average. I removed my team from the rankings because I was embarrassed didn't want you guys to know, in the course of future negotiations, where I stood.

TEAM          PTS
Mackhawks 521
Milan Micahleks 519
Los Amjawors Kings 518
Rordiques 514
Fylanders 491
Valeri Nickrooshkins 480
Powder Rangers 476
Patrik Stefans
468
Phillipsadelphia Flyers 468
Hartford Thalers 453
Schizzarks 449
WBS Parkers 427
ToNY Islandersons 400
Victoria Krugers 369
Dicklas Lidstroms 344


Govern yourselves accordingly.